Little slips of soft insignificant paper.  Hard metallic coins.  Imaginary combinations of 1’s and 0’s stored in a database and connected to little plastic cards. Used all over the world by everyone, but different if you go to China or Honduras or the United States of America.  Money is everywhere, but nobody ever has enough.  I know I never have enough.  My favorite thing is money and my favorite thing about it is getting more.  Please give me $50.

–Wayne Dowdy